I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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