I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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