tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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