yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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