I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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