Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Your mouth is God's brothel.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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