You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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