That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
zippers are such a cool invention
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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