yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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