I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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