grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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