At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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