I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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