Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So much Jack, so little girl.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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