What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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