yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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