u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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