Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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