My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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