it wasn't lemon gatorade
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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