can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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