i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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