I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize