I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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