she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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