worst night to have a conscience
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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