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Michael Bay diarrhea
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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