im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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