all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Couch. On fire.
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