You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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