marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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