First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
