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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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