I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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