Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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