We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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