): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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