Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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