He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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