He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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