so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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