Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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