HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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