And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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