there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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