My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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