well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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