Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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