if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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