I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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