That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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