Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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