i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
