Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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