Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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